LUSH Hottie Massage Bar Review

UPDATE: Ok I am a world-class jackass
I am only now realizing (thanks to your comments) that this is not meant to be used in the shower. DUH! This is my first experience with a massage bar, so color me ignorant (and there were no instructions so I made assumptions). Basically then this post is useless and I need to try it again outside the shower.
Monday Monday, can’t trust that day,
Monday Monday, sometimes it just turns out that way
Oh Monday morning, you gave me no warning of what was to be
Oh Monday Monday, how could you leave and not take me…
Oh sorry, just a little The Mamas and the Papas there for ya.
Ever feel super sleep and like you just cannot wake up on a dreary, cold Monday morning like today in the Bay? Well I think LUSH’s Hottie Massage Bar might help wake you up!
This heavy little bar is infused with black pepper oil, ginger oils and vanilla. While that may sound like some kind of food seasoning the black pepper oil supposedly helps to get your circulation going and helps aching muscles. The vanilla just smells good.
Now this bar doesn’t really smell like the typical vanilla, it’s definitely strong and takes a bit getting used to. It’s a spicy vanilla.
Also you notice one side has bumps all over it, hence the name massage bar. Continue reading »













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