Archives: April 2010

April 5, 2010

Sammy the Hut

Jabba the Hut Sammy Sammy the Hut
Caught in the act of cleaning his fluffy pouch.

Sammy Pissed Off Sammy the Hut

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Categorized: Critters
April 5, 2010

Lest Ye Doubt the Metalness

Metal Vest Lest Ye Doubt the Metalness

This vest was created for me by an old friend of my older sister when I was thirteen years old. These were two of my favorite bands, and I wore the HELL out of this thing over hooded black sweatshirts and my black leather biker jacket (which I still have and still fits).  Don’t doubt the METAL! \m/

Categorized: Love!
April 5, 2010

Essie Resort Collection for Summer 2010 Swatches & Review

Happy Monday folks!

Today I’ve got Essie’s new collection for summer called Resort. It’s comprised of four fabulous creme colors that are not the usual reds or pinks, yahoo!

The formula on these was pretty darn nice. I didn’t have any stickiness or thickness like I thought I might. They were mostly two coaters also!

Peep ‘em!

Essie Playa Del Platinum Essie Resort Collection for Summer 2010 Swatches & Review
Playa Del Platinum

Playa Del Platinum is a light taupe/concrete color. I do really like this color although it’s my least favorite of this collection. It us unique to other similar taupe colors we have recently seen, but I think I might be getting bored of those! This was the most sheer one of the bunch so I used three coats.

Essie Splash Of Grenadine copy Essie Resort Collection for Summer 2010 Swatches & Review

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Categorized: Essie, Summer 2010, Varnish
April 3, 2010

The I-95 Asshole Song

This is for all the cowards who talk bad online about other people’s blogs & You Tube videos
This is for all the cowards who hide behind aliases online so they can then turn around & talk smack
This is for all the rude, disrespectful cowards who make others feel bad to make themselves feel better
This is for all my friends from other blogs & Twitter who might not want to post this on their site but feel the same way

Don’t let the cowards get you down, if they aren’t talking shit about you, then you are doing something wrong! icon smile The I 95 Asshole Song

I adore all my loyal fans, thanks for keeping me going on a daily basis.

Enjoy!

THE I-95 ASSHOLE SONG
(Fred Campbell)

August & The Spur Of The Moment Band – 1983
Also recorded by Jimmy Buffet; Kip Attaway.

Well I was drivin’ down I-95 the other night
Somebody nearly cut me right off the road
I decided it wasn’t gonna do any good to get mad
So I wrote a song about him instead
It goes like this…

Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
‘Cause you’re an asshole tonight

Yes you’re an A-S-S-H-O-L-E
And don’t you try to blame it on me
You deserve all the credit
You’re an asshole tonight

You were an asshole yesterday
You’re an asshole tonight
And I’ve got a feelin’
You’ll be an asshole the rest of your life

(Instrumental Break)

And I was talkin’ to your mother
Just the other night
I told her I thought you were an asshole
She said, “Yes, I think you’re right”

And all your friends are assholes
‘Cause you’ve known them your whole life
And somebody told me
You’ve got an asshole for a wife

Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
‘Cause you’re an aaaass…hole tonight

Categorized: Poppycock
April 3, 2010

Vampy Varnish Fav’s Featuring: Pink

VV Top Pink Vampy Varnish Favs Featuring: Pink

Happy Saturday!

Today I’ve got another one of my “Top 5″ posts that turned into a “Top 10″ post. icon smile Vampy Varnish Favs Featuring: Pink I think picking top 5 anything is kind of ridiculous at this point, I just have too many colors to choose from!

Even though it’s rainy, dreary and depressing in the Bay Area lately, I chose pink as my color of choice this time around. I just feel it’s a great spring color, and I needed some brightness in my day.

So without further ado, in no particular order, here are my favorite pinks (so far)! Oh and these have all been reviewed in the past.

China Glaze Sugar High Vampy Varnish Favs Featuring: Pink

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Categorized: Top 5, Varnish